Cravings.
Ohhh cravings!!
This may be the most ridiculously funny, odd, and sometimes scary part of pregnancy from a man’s point of view. I’m not kidding! If there is one little piece of advice I can offer all you pregnant men out there it is this:
When the pregnant lady wants something — get it!
It doesn’t matter how weird it is, how seemingly pointless, or how tired or lazy you are feeling at that moment. Get off your ass, say "Yes, honey. Right away, honey." and take your sorry butt to the store, restaurant, swap meet, chicken wing emporium, or wherevever else you might have to go. And do it now, pregnant men! Do it now!
Why, you say?
What about your needs?
HAH!
You, sir, are a moron!
FEAR THE PREGNANT LADY!!!